A blonde is swimming in a river.
A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?”
She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”
The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.”
Sure! Here’s a rewrite of the short story with a title:
“The Locked Car Dilemma”
A blonde woman was driving along the road when she noticed her gas gauge was nearly empty. She pulled into a gas station to fill up. As she began pumping, she realized with a shock that she had locked her keys inside the car!
Trying to stay calm, she walked into the gas station and, after paying for her fuel, asked the attendant for a hanger. She figured she could try to unlock the car herself…
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